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ray winstone 9:55 Sat Aug 11
Fjords Cruise
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Thinking of going on a Norwegian Fjords Cruise next year, any experiences that tell me to do otherwise?
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w4hammer
4:53 Mon Aug 13
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Dan M 11:31 Sun Aug 12
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"Oh and Norwegian and Danish woman, cut above are the Nordics, some right stunners"
Most of the pretty ladies around the coast work as prostitutes. Or, as they are known locally, fjord escorts.
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just, brilliant ;-))
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Keep dreaming
3:36 Mon Aug 13
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I dont know much Coffee, but i know that :-D
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Mr Anon
3:21 Mon Aug 13
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G-IRONS 10:02 Sun Aug 12
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"Went in June a few years ago,never got dark.Absolutely stunning place and I would return in a heartbeat.Blinding Fishmarket in Bergen if that's your thing. "
Sounds like you're pining for them
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Keep dreaming
3:07 Mon Aug 13
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Trollfjorden
and
Reine -
(both in Lofoten) are the jewles of scandinavia. Not bloody Vigerlandsparken full of stone sculptures of naked people
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Coffee
3:06 Mon Aug 13
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Keep dreaming 3:01 Mon Aug 13
You're very well informed...
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Keep dreaming
3:01 Mon Aug 13
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Dan M 11:31 Sun Aug 12
Thats russia, not Norway
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SnarestoneIron
2:41 Mon Aug 13
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Far Cough 11:51 Mon Aug 13
Fare enough
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Far Cough
11:51 Mon Aug 13
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SnarestoneIron 8:35 Mon Aug 13
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I didn't have any choice, I worked on a ship and that's where it went and very nice it was too
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Grumpster
10:34 Mon Aug 13
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Do one that takes in Oslo so that when they do a little stop off, you can go and see Vigeland Park.
That place is the jewel of Scandinavia.
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SnarestoneIron
8:35 Mon Aug 13
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The rules for cruises:-
1. If you're under 60, you shouldn't be going on one
2. If you attract werido's, don't go. They latch on to you and on a ship there are very few places to escape to
3. If you're anti-social, don't go. Same reason as 2, you get some chatty cunt latch on to you and whatever bollocks they spout, you have to pretend you're interested, with nowhere to escape to
Other than that, enjoy!
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G-IRONS
10:02 Sun Aug 12
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Went in June a few years ago,never got dark.Absolutely stunning place and I would return in a heartbeat.Blinding Fishmarket in Bergen if that's your thing.
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grasshopper
9:21 Sun Aug 12
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All look the same after awhile mate.
Lofoten up to kirkenes is a good route.
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Far Cough
9:20 Sun Aug 12
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Nordkapp*
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Far Cough
9:16 Sun Aug 12
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Did all the fjords, plus Bergen, Tromso, Trondheim, Noord Kaap and even Svalbard / Spitsbergen, on top of that we went as far as the ice started not far from the north pole, this was in the summer, so we watched the sun go down and then come up again, no darkness at all
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The Postman
5:00 Sun Aug 12
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Went Febuary 2 years ago P&O from Southampton.Stopped at Bergan Alesrand, and Flam.Would highly recommend it. Flam was far the best place to stop. Thick snow about But sitting in a Hot Tub drinking to the sail away party. Couldn't understand why. When we docked @ Falm. There were typical Nordic logs cabins.Selling Ham Rolls and Local Brew Ale at £14 a pop!! While next door was a extremly LARGE Whack off P&O Ship. Which was all inclusive!!
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Coffee
11:42 Sun Aug 12
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Serving Fjord Caprice?
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Dan M
11:31 Sun Aug 12
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"Oh and Norwegian and Danish woman, cut above are the Nordics, some right stunners"
Most of the pretty ladies around the coast work as prostitutes. Or, as they are known locally, fjord escorts.
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Coffee
8:59 Sun Aug 12
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Ray, I hope you know that a Fjords cruise is the height of Bourgeois decadence?
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Sydney_Iron
11:42 Sat Aug 11
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Did a 7 day Cruise from Copenhagen last year in May with Royal Caribbean, 4 stops Stavanger, Bergen, Alesund and Geiranger.
Late May is a good time to go, you still have the snow on the mountains but its melting and some spectacular waterfalls and scenery, weather can be a bit hit or miss though, luckily for us it was good at all stops, but when the clouds do come in, the fog is like pea soup.
I really enjoyed it, the highlight was Geiranger as you sail right up the fjord and they bring out this floating pontoon to disembark, Alesund was also a good place, we were there on Norwegian national day with all the locals in traditional costume and processions through the streets, had a couple of days in Copenhagen as well, which is worth a visit, all in all highly recommended.
Oh and Norwegian and Danish woman, cut above are the Nordics, some right stunners
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Mike Oxsaw
10:43 Sat Aug 11
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Cjortina or Cjapri?
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Mart O
10:41 Sat Aug 11
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Only benders do this. Seriously, it's like the co-op for noofters, apparently.
You'll be fine though, just keep your arse well greased.
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